It was during this phase that I also dabbled in self-employment in order to make a few extra dollars.I noticed in one of the supermarkets that they were selling oranges for ten cents for one, consequently I bought about a hundred of them and left with three big bags.I made a b-line for the beech.

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My philosophy was that it’s a hundred degrees plus outside, so you do need all the help that you can get, oranges contain vitamins, what more could one ask for, I fucking surmised.I was selling two for one dollarAfter about four hours of shouting out, “ oranges, get your oranges, one dollar for two, vitamins very important in this heat, you don’t want to collapse now, do you ? ”, I felt my voice getting hoarse, and I still hadn’t sold one lousy orange, and if anybody was going to collapse it was going to be me.So I abandoned my new found career as a orange salesman and proceeded to propel the oranges, in a fit of anger, at any passersby whom I deemed as an appropriate target.